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The blog fundamentals

There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! It’s a T.

The importance of SEO

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight

The birth of a new brand

Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work.

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

Insane in the Mainframe

Cops, another community I'm not part of. God created pudding, and then he rested. I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. God created pudding, and then he rested.

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